CELEB: Angie got it twisted...

"Uhm. Sorry Mr. Max Azria. I didn't...mean too?"

So at the Screen Actor's Guild Awards a couple of Sunday's ago--where she walked away empty handed-- Angelina Jolie wore her dress backwards. Above is Angie on the red carpet next to the same dress on the runway.

Did she get dressed in the dark or something? Oh well, it looks hot still because I doubt Angelina Jolie could ever not look hot, really. Though she does look like she's getting old. All those kids maybe?

Though, something I think is stranger than putting her dress on backwards is the fact that because she put it on backwards it looks EXACTLY like all the dresses she's been wearing lately.

Examples:

While she varied in color, she stuck with the long and flowy, belted at the waist with long slits down the side. A need for a pattern from the Mama of the Red Carpet?

Well, her stylist has some words for us that say it was on purpose but really? Just because she's getting to forty doesn't mean she has to lose all the sex appeal. Wearing the dress the proper way would have definately caught some more attention.

Maybe she's not looking for that attention. It's definately telling of where her priorities are--her family, I believe.

Too bad for Max though. I'd be pissed if someone as well known as her felt she needed to change my design.

--CelebMonger

LOCAL: WILSOOOOOONNN!

(think Cast Away)

Guess who's back? Resident plumbing queen Chris Wilson is back at Monterey High. Some of you youngins might not know about him but the upperclassmen have to remember the stories of the kid who got tabletopped in the locker room. And the kid who everyone loved to hate. And who paid other kids to hang out with him. And who took every chance to flaunt his plenty of cell phones and expensive gear. So on and so on...

Yeah. That Chris Wilson.

But it seems that the Chris of old has faded--though he still appears to make things just as awkward. Oh and he looks like he's very much out of his closet.

Is it true? And where the hell'd he go in the first place?

--CelebMonger

LOCAL: Hmmm...

So today was Miss Eve Pashins 18th birthday so lemme just give a shout out and wish her a happy birthday.

But there wouldn't be a blog about it if there wasn't some scandal involved...

Seriously though, what about that outfit? I know you're now legal and all but do you really gotta celebrate it by dressin like a hooker at school? Come on, those thigh high boots and that nightrobe barely covers my crotch "dress"? Some people have a "If you've got it, flaunt it" way of thinking but maybe this is taking it a little too far... But hey, I bet the fellas liked it- am I right?

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: Vomit?

So apparently some freshman chick couldn't keep her food down at lunch on Wednesday.

The disgusting part?

Sources say she threw up in her hands.

Yeah, I know. WTF? Why didn't she run off to a bathroom? And if she was that sick in the first place why wasn't she at home? No one wants a sick person throwin' up all over campus. Or at least I know I don't...

Anyway, we don't know who this mystery puker is. If you've got a name we've got a post without your name all over it. Unless you want it there, that is.

-- LocalMonger

All About LM

Haaay!

This is LM here- local monger for those of you too lazy or tired to read the first post

I'm here to bring you what you really wanna know: Monterey Gossip.
I'll be featuring mostly stuff going down in Monterey but if its one of those tangled webs of secrets then I guess I could make an exception.

Now out of the three of us I'm probably the one who's gonna get the most heat from everyone so let me just clear that mess up right now:

• On this blog regarding our names we have a strict policy of Don't Ask Don't Tell. Don't ask because we don't tell. Okay? Thanks.
• If you're mad because something YOU did ended up on here-- guess what? I don't care. If you're ashamed of it then you won't do it again. I'm just speeding up the learning process.
• Yes, I am a bitch. I freely admit it. I have my opinions and I make them known. So call me one all you want because you know what they say- If you've got haters that means you're doin' something right.

Okay, so that concludes my lovely intro. If you've got gossip, spill. I could care less about who's telling me so don't worry about me puttin you on blast. You know the email address so get to typing!

-LocalMonger

Mom Jeans. Are you f-ing KIDDING me?!

CELEB

Really Jessica. That zipper is the length of the Mississippi. And you coulda skined an entire faux leopard for that belt.

BTW, this is her singing at a Chili Cookout in the middle of nowhere. Giving back is one thing, but this is more like fading into the Fame Graveyard.

Lucky Bitches...

CELEB

T.I. was a surprise guest performer at Jet Nightclub last night.

I guess only middleage women go to nightclubs on a Monday night... And horny ones, like they's stuck in a windowless room for hours. I mean, LOOK at them grope at him.

But reportedly, they didn't need to do it all. T.I. took it upon himself to strip down to those pretty little red striped boxers.

I read that Perez thinks Mr. Striped Boxers needs to work out. He would know, right?

-CelebMonger

GaGa for Style?

CELEB

Okay, so I love Lady GaGa but sometimes I actually have to wonder what goes through her mind when she get's dressed....

This is her in Germany yesterday.

But actually, she's famous. She can get away with it. She's also seen sporting a bow made out of her own hair, some 80's Madonna-esque bra-leotard things, and this same dress, but the plastic was painted gold.
Ideas? Thoughts?

-CelebMonger

PS Something I can never support: PEEP TOE BOOTS (burn my eyes)

Kemper with Probs

LOCAL

Big man on campus, Joel Kemper, is unfortunately having some girl problems, reportedly.

Doing the job right, FieldMonger reported today that the lucky anonymous girl he's into just got out of a relationship and he's approching the situation carefully so he won't scare her off.

Good luck, man.

-CelebMonger

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