(think Cast Away)
Guess who's back? Resident plumbing queen Chris Wilson is back at Monterey High. Some of you youngins might not know about him but the upperclassmen have to remember the stories of the kid who got tabletopped in the locker room. And the kid who everyone loved to hate. And who paid other kids to hang out with him. And who took every chance to flaunt his plenty of cell phones and expensive gear. So on and so on...
But it seems that the Chris of old has faded--though he still appears to make things just as awkward. Oh and he looks like he's very much out of his closet.
Is it true? And where the hell'd he go in the first place?
Guess who's back? Resident plumbing queen Chris Wilson is back at Monterey High. Some of you youngins might not know about him but the upperclassmen have to remember the stories of the kid who got tabletopped in the locker room. And the kid who everyone loved to hate. And who paid other kids to hang out with him. And who took every chance to flaunt his plenty of cell phones and expensive gear. So on and so on...
Yeah. That Chris Wilson.
But it seems that the Chris of old has faded--though he still appears to make things just as awkward. Oh and he looks like he's very much out of his closet.
Is it true? And where the hell'd he go in the first place?
--CelebMonger
Cris Wilson needs to just lock himself in a cave somewhere and disappear. Why did he even come back to monterey high? Its not like his "clothing brand" made him any friends here. well besides poor Anna Erikson. I wish her the best and for her to realize how weird Cris is. She needs to dump the friendship now before he pulls her down with her
ReplyDeletewith him*
ReplyDeleteYou coulda left it as "with her" hahahaha
ReplyDeleteRemo said it. Come hate, Chris. hahaha
HA! niiiice.
ReplyDeletephail post is phail.
ReplyDeletePS i herd chris lieks mudkipz?
ReplyDeletewell like you said, he aint all he used to be. he isnt so fucking annoying about himself, but yeah he is still awkward.
ReplyDeleteoh well, he's just another kid at school. don't have to see him if you dont want to.
you guys are laaaame. hes a nice guy.
ReplyDeleteUhm. Chris is as FAMOUS as ever now. That's right chris!!! Made the web. Congrats. Your on peoples minds more then more important stuff like, graduation, homework. And your so not akward, love you!
ReplyDeleteYou seriously need a life
ReplyDeleteChris is a perfectly nice guy
Just because hes not a complete fake and is somewhat different doesnt give you reason to talk shit
LOLZ. I find it funny that this article has gotten more attention
ReplyDeletethan anything else on this site. Chris Wilson must attract attention.
hahah i love you chris <3
ReplyDeleteyou're my life bby ! :D
let me write again!
ReplyDeleteI love you Christopher
you're my life, and all these immature little fucks need to not talk shit
your amazing they are just jealous cause they're NOTHING .
Love you <3
Chris is the best person in the world
ReplyDeletehe's so fun to talk to and he's awesomeer than nikey shoes xD
but your head is pretty damn big (=
haters these dayss!! omgeeee chriss we can just shake themm off
RAWR means i love you
RAWR Christopher!! don't care what nobody sayss!!!
<3
Hehe.
ReplyDeleteAll you haters, jsut keep talking.
Haters make a person famous, right?
=]
Don't worry Chris.
People love ya.
And you're gonna be WAY famous, thanks to your little haters.
Haha.
wow is this right here for real???
ReplyDeleteim like in a state of total shock right now
who cares if chris wants to flaunt his wealth
last i checked its a free country and i dont get all these fools that just want to be jealous because he is probably better than them in every conceivable way and personally i think this whole thing is stupid
but if you stupid pricks have nothing better to do then go head and hate but when chris actually makes something out of himself you will be thinking man probably shouldnt have been a douche bag to that kid
My goodness, since when did the world become so fucking dramatic and desperate to post their childish pleas on the internet. Now, babe, you know you've gone way past your limit if you have to start writing fake shit on the internet because you know nobody will, and is never going to listen to your sorry ass at school. Why may you ask? Because, it's all fake, and people don't want to waste their time on lies and slander. I hope you know it's actually against the law to ruin someone's reputation, check it up just cause' I'm a legal geek--but serious. Let's stop.
ReplyDeleteWe all know you posted this just because:
• You have no life.
• You're insecure
• You're jealous
• You're intimidated [etc. and all those dumb, childish teen things]
He's so real. You just have absolutely no clue how to handle someone like him you little, ignorant, small-minded ass. I can't believe you'd go as far as to lie about him on the web --and anonymously! Gawd, if you're gonna go bashing someone at least have half the guts to say it with your name. Pussy. If you want to bash someone, sincerely..do it with your name. You're just afraid because you know it's not true, and you absolutely know you're going to get in trouble for it. (You just happen to want to make the search for you harder..which fails because IP addresses are tracked) Oh, and the fact that this shit's illegal anyway. So back to the non-legal point--I hope you realize how wrong you are with all of this, and how you just once again showed me how low people will stoop for their own shallow, dumb, twisted, fake satisfaction.
Christopher, you are absolutely fantastic and should mind nothing of this. Truth is, they'll always be a million times more pathetic than they tried to illustrate with you. Gosh, posers these days!
If you don't like someone, you don't have to deal with them, the only reason you'd feel pressured to write something about them is, well..you're an angst-ridden, typically fake, desperate as fuck ass who doesn't have the guts to actually speak THEIR mind; instead they run it through an anonymous site. So go cry emo kid..I think you just failed :D
this has to be the stupidest post i have ever seen on any blogging site. Blogging about a person you know IRL? what happened to like school gossip? you have to be the little bitch to go and hide on the computer to say something about someone? i bet you feel safe behind your firewall huh? get a life, Chris is better than you could ever be and you are just jealous of that so grow some balls and actually try to make something of yourself like he has already done... unless you want to sit on your computer for the rest of your life blogging about other people you are jealous of
ReplyDeletewhoever this blogger is needs to get a life. This is sad. Your not in gossip girl or something. your lame.
ReplyDeleteChris is cooool.
hey you know what this is a bunch of crap. i went to school with Chris and he is a good kid. whoever wrote this is a very sad and lonely person to pick on a guy whose different than they are. what right do they have to say such things about a person. he may be different than you are but so what. leave him alone. you are really just embarrassing yourself!
ReplyDeleteI love you Chris HILTON lol. were amazing friends. let the haters hate..
ReplyDeleteVICTORIA MALISPINA
xoxo
ihatehim
ReplyDeletechris itsss mee
ReplyDeletethe guy who said i dropped out of english class
yah i have a 3.6 gpa im not a dumbass
u paid somone to be your friend ..lamee
ReplyDeleteHahaha,
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 8:58, 8:59, 9:01 and 9:02, you are the same person. But nice attempt trying to cover that up, Mr. 70.189.68.214. The ip address is the same for the last four posts. At least wait more than a minute each comment if you're gonna try to talk shit with fake comments. AND At least the comments left in my support are different people. With their names on some of them. Why don't you post your name anon? Scared? You're a coward. You STFU and GTFO. Also I find it funny that the only thing you can say is I'm a "fag", try harder next time. I never paid anyone to be my friend, as I clarified above. Sorry if you find my comments hard to read, but I'm too lazy to dumb them down for you.
u got me lol i dont know i just hear stuff bout u
ReplyDeletesorry for the hate
Don't believe everything you hear, I've been hearing the
ReplyDeletesame bullshit rumors since freshman year. Don't hate
someone you don't know.
ok im sorry i just kinda got into this site
ReplyDeleteagain im sorry
LOL, It's no problem. But stop being anonymous, it's annoying.
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