MONGER UPDATE

Celeb here!

So since it's been a fairly slow week, (don't agree? Tell us the dish--email or drop a line in our myspace honesty box!) us mongers decided to take the time to give you guys a little more information about us and later in the post we'll respond to some of the feedback (or bitch outs) you guys have been giving us. :D


Alright, so we've thrown a few terms around that you may or may not have noticed and I guess they might be confusing:

Gossipmonger: in general, someone who likes to gossip. A monger itself is just a person who does something a lot--gossipmonger gossips a lot, get it?

Snitch(es) w/o Stitches: a term for all you lovely tipsters who give us info but go anonymous ly so you don't get beat up :D. See, you snitch, but you don't have a stitch. Yeah, we're clever, we know xD

GossipWeeds: We've yet to use this, but there are a few of you out there--Readers who spread the word about GossipMonger: 831 to get our readership up--and ultimately we get better dish with a wider audience. (hint hint).


MORE GENERAL INFO:

If you tip, whether it's signed and dated or emailed to us and we know your email now, we will NOT post your identity as a tipster unless you specifically state we can do so. We don't want to tear friends apart or anything--that's some shit you all have to work out on your own.

Also, don't be afraid to use our email, like some of you have, even if it means showing us your email. We're honestly not proactive enough to give a shit about who flyyyyybitchez823 is unless they've signed a name.

Alright, I don't know why you guys think I meant it so, but when I was talking about Chris Wilson, there wasn't any sort of malice in my words. To my knowledge, it was all completely accurate (Chris--or a very good imposter-- has commented in the former post that he never paid anyone to be his friend, blame the false info on LM xD) and I find it kind of hilarious that so many got their panties in a twist for probably the nicest post on here.

I mean really? Why is this such a big deal?

I kept my basic opinion out of the post. On the real, for the record, I don't really mind Chris Wilson. He's nice enough and has an entertainment factor. I personally think he got put through shit and now has a ridiculously sensitive defense mechanism against any sort of talk about him--one of the reasons why that post went up in smoke-- that makes his personality feel forced. A good kid, but maybe needs to relax a bit. I mean, look back at the post (that's going on 40 comments) and really read it.
Do you still feel like I was being offensive?

Anyway, NOW you have the right to bitch me out about Chris Wilson if you'd like.


Don't take this shit so seriously. It's all a game. It's high school.



I think that's about it!

Have any other questions or anything else you wanna say?

--CelebMonger, with love from L and F

LOCAL: Hoe Update.

"Yea, she did have sex with some guys at her party but she did NOT have sex with Derek."

The latest on the whole Christina (or however you spell her damn name) deal. Our Snitch w/o a Stitch was so nice to leave it in our inbox.

Hmm? Now I'm wondering what sort of source our little snitch got that info from...

And our finely articulate commenters on this subject should just take a breath. How'd we know about this whole hat trick plus one?? Because she talked about it--straight up. We're just accelerating the grapevine, people. There is no blood on our hands.

Though, for her safety (and all those guys, for that matter), I do hope you had those dicks wrapped up tight, dear. Never know what's going around.

-CelebMonger

CELEB: Disturbi(a)ng Proof

Chris Brown needs to find himself the next flight out of the country if he values his nuts. REALLY.

I know you've all heard this or theres a rock somewhere you need to get out from under, but Rihanna checked into a hospital a couple Sundays ago with severe injuries alledgedly inflicted by her long time baby-faced/smooth talkin man, Chris Brown. Rumors flew about why, only hyped by their subsequent drop from the Grammys. Some say she was beating him and he crashed the car or retaliated. Others say he got a booty-txt and she got upset until he just snapped.

By now, she's back in Barbados with her family. Both parties' families have spoken out and Brown himself apologized publicly. Her family and rep thought it was shit because he apologized without actually taking any sort of responsibility.

The reason I'm the most angry? This picture from after the attack:

(Courtesy of TMZ-obviously)

There is no excuse for this. None. Our thoughts and prayers go out to her for a full recovery.

I heard on the radio that she might go on Oprah. You NEVER want to be on Oprah's bad side. Chris is gunna fry.

-CelebMonger

LOCAL: M@ss Txts?

As most know Ms. Annalicia and Mr. Joel Kemper were Winterball Queen and King.

But maybe Annalicia's friends had more to do with it then she did...

A few weekends back a mass text went out asking everyone to vote for Annalicia for Queen and to forward it to everyone in their contact list.

Shady?

Creative?

Stupid?

Pointless?

Mad you didn't think of it first?

How do you feel about those mass texts?

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: FIIIIIGHT!

Honestly though, who doesn't love a good fight?

Especially a girlfight.

Unfortunatly all three mongers weren't at the fight but apparently today at lunch there was a fight between Lalani (sp?) and Mercedes.

No news yet on why but Mercedes' mom was spotted near the office after lunch even though by that time both girls were in handcuffs being watched by police.

On OTHER news people might wanna watch out for another fight possibly coming up.

Trinette (sp?), who by the way was high as FUCK yesterday at school, was seen watchin her back today. Our very own FieldMonger reported that apparently Trinette's been getting some "Ima kick ya ass" threats and has no idea who they're from. She was supposed to fight whoever they were today and was seen with a thick layer of Vaseline from head to toe staring dead out doors and windows like a hawk.

Who would want to fight her? She's like fuckin' 6 feet tall and looks like she was born and raised in the Amazon! I hope it's more then one person that's gonna take her on 'cause otherwise they're gonna be knocked out before they even know what happened...

Any info on either story is welcome just leave it in the comments

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: Gossip Tip!

Here's the latest tip:

"christina fucked 4 guys shes a freshman she fucked shane jones dereck dukote duggie tarintino and i dont know the other one -YOURBESTlocalmonger "

First of all lemme get one thing straight. I am the best LocalMonger. YOU are not a monger. There can only be three. Kay?
But alas we cannot do this job all on our own. If you would like to be a tipster you are more then welcome to do so. And if you're good we may even think of a name for you. Maybe.

Now onto the story.

Whatta slut. SERIOUSLY. Can't you at least wait until you graduate to start whoring around? So eager you can't keep your pants on not once, not twice, but FOUR TIMES?
And also doesn't one of those boys have a girlfriend? OOOOOOH! Can anyone tell me when that fight is gonna happen? Bitch is gonna get her ass kicked! Maybe someone could tape that for me? I'd put that shit up here in a heartbeat...


-LocalMonger

WB Superlatives

The pictures are in for Winterball! Now it's your chance to say what you were really thinking when you first saw everyone...

Now for a little poll! We all love dresses but what happens when another girl has that same dress as you?
You wonder who looks hotter!

This post is for the seniorrrrs! Under classmen will get another post if enough people send in pics
So our question to you is who wore it better?

Leopard Print!
Megan Kohl vs. Eve Pashin
vs

Little Black Dress
Nicole vs Carrie vs Julie vs Melissa

vs vs
vs



Best Blue Dress
Annalicia vs Andrea vs Cari
vs vs

Best Long Dress



Katie Savage vs. no one. She wins this hands down, no competition!





Best Group Pic

vs

vs


Cutest Couple?


Nicolette vs Christine vs Wendy




vs vs

Answer in the comments!

LOCAL: Poppin' Pills?

What do you get when you mix pain killers with a freshman?
Juciy gossip!

Tiffany- the girl that was about to fight Mikayla before the school broke it up- was seen today lookin busted. Why? Well instead of breakfast the girl decided to have a hearty dose of painkillers.

Not one.
Not two.
But TEN.

AND she decided it would be a great idea if she went to school afterwards. Wtf?
Tiffany needs to get her shit together and quick.

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: Winterball

Ah, formal dances. A chance to dress up with class and see your man in a suit.

Unless you decide you wanna go with the whole "as much skin as possible" route. Which seems to be the more popular choice around Monterey High...

So email in your fabulous Winterball pictures or comment a few people to discuss. We'll have a whole post to trash talk all the ones we don't like and envy the ones we do.

And remember, everyone's fair game.

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: Free Grand Slams Anyone?

Everyone loves free stuff, so who couldn't resist a free breakfast?
I know most the senior class of Monterey High couldn't, along with other underclassmen.

The lines were RIDICULOUS, but with the tempation of free food who's to complain?

So let's hear those stories, whether you were just fooling around with some friends, ditched all your classes just to eat your 17th serving of pancakes, or you were one of the unlucky ones who were swept up by Mr. Arnold and his lackeys.

Get to typin'!

-LocalMonger