Thursday, February 19, 2009

LOCAL: Gossip Tip!

Here's the latest tip:

"christina fucked 4 guys shes a freshman she fucked shane jones dereck dukote duggie tarintino and i dont know the other one -YOURBESTlocalmonger "

First of all lemme get one thing straight. I am the best LocalMonger. YOU are not a monger. There can only be three. Kay?
But alas we cannot do this job all on our own. If you would like to be a tipster you are more then welcome to do so. And if you're good we may even think of a name for you. Maybe.

Now onto the story.

Whatta slut. SERIOUSLY. Can't you at least wait until you graduate to start whoring around? So eager you can't keep your pants on not once, not twice, but FOUR TIMES?
And also doesn't one of those boys have a girlfriend? OOOOOOH! Can anyone tell me when that fight is gonna happen? Bitch is gonna get her ass kicked! Maybe someone could tape that for me? I'd put that shit up here in a heartbeat...


-LocalMonger

3 comments:

  1. if your talking about christina chopyk...
    your on crack my friend :)
    this is definately NOT true.
    check your facts bitch.

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  2. i dident post this but i already know its not about c chops
    think of another christina thats a freshman
    anything pop up in ur head yet

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  3. ok well 1st u should learn how to spell nd 2 HOW THE HELL WILL U BEATT SUM1 UP...if u dont even noe who they r....really???
    lets think this through

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