LOCAL: Fight v2.0

Italians vs. Mexicans?

No, I'm not talkin' delicious food battle, I'm talkin' full on fist fight...

The story, from what I was told, was that a little Italian kid got his iPod stolen by a Mexican kid and vowed to get vengeance. So him, along with a couple of his other Italian friends, jump the Mexican kid and push him around a little bit. Well he doesn't like that at all and he too vows his vengeance on the Italians.

So they go the rest of the week planning to have an all out brawl to beat each other up...

Little do they know the cops will try all they can to stop it.

Sound familiar?

Try the whole plot line to West Side Story...

Well anyways that's why the cops have been scopin' out the school those past few days. They ended up having that brawl in an alley somewhere along Alvarado or something like that...

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: Fight

So some have been asking about that fight that happened a couple days ago and sure enough our trusty FieldMonger has the lowdown minutes later.

The delay?

Completely LocalMongers fault.

So I don't wanna hear any of this "omg this is sOoOo old newz field mongr sux" crap, okay?

Okay.

Back to the story.

Apparently Wyatt, a somewhat chunky freshman who everyone loves, was punched by Adam Miller, another freshman who's kind of a douchebag. Well it just so happens that Wyatt manages BOTH basketball teams. They found out and decided they were going to teach this Adam Miller kid a lesson.

Word on the street is the fight was six to one.

Now that might have been somewhat fair if it was one basketball player to six freshman, but it was six black varsity basketball players to one freshman.

His ass got jumped.

The kicker?

None other then Mr. Gruman tried to break up the fight and ended up punched in the face. So the Vice Principal had to run to his rescue and (we're guessing) that's why the acting principal had to make his unusual announcement.

But seriously what is happening to the staff at Monterey High?

First Mrs. Marker gets in a crazy car crash, the principal mysteriously disappears, and now Gruman gets punched in the face.

Any explanations? Sickness? Curse? Plague? We're open to suggestions...

-LocalMonger & FieldMonger

LOCAL GT: Warning, Celeb's takin out the soap box.

Two Gossip Tips for you tonight. The first is more like a comment:

"Seems like the freshman class this year's havin a baby boom. You should look into that. Sounds interesting, don't cha think?"

And the second thinks they got a pretty big scoop:

"Soo, i heard that infested 16 year old Elise Reidy is at it again. But this time, not with herpies, AiDS! True fact, she had sex with over 20 guys, more than 5 times each!. All of the guys dissowned her after hearing from her friend that she had: Aids, Herpies, Gonneria, And Siffilus. I heard that she slept with Ryan Miller, Mikaela Boghtons ex Boyfriend. Ohh boy was she scared to do anything with him. I think that Elise and "porn star" should be best friends. SLUTS ALL THE WAY. Even though Pornstar had sex with over 26 guys, Elise is making sure that she PASSES her. Oh man i feel bad for them, but not for their actions. :)"

What gossip era is this, the Baby Boom or the AIDS Raid? I'm just wondering how the hell anyone knows any thing about some one having something as serious as AIDS? If anything these girls could have HIV because you don't just have AIDS. And on average (supposedly) it takes 10 years for HIV to become AIDS.

Considering that a lot of the word on sluts involves freshmen, maybe you little froshers need to pay attention in Health class. The alleged STI's she has aren't a laughing matter. Untreated, gonorrhea can make you go blind; syphilis causes damage to things as serious as your heart, brain, and bones--even death; and no matter how hard you try or how many days you go "worry free" as those damn commercials say--herpes is for life. And don't even get me fucking started on AIDS--started on the millions dying every year from it.

Now, if this were true, what kind of friend is this girl who tattled on Elise? Granted, if she's diseased, those guys deserve to know for thier own health to know but it isn't your job little girl, it's Elise's. She invested her trust in you and you go and fuck her life over. Apparently, she's doing that all on her own, she doesn't need a helping hand there. What you should be doing, friend, is taking her to a Planned Parenthood to get her treated.

As for these the notoriously "open for business" girls, having sex doesn't make you any more mature or popular or more of a woman.

USE SOME FUCKING CONDOMS.

As fun as it is to call all the little hoes what they are, I am personally bored with all this crap about babies and diseases. How about those sluts learn some damn responsibility? The little boys with the overactive dicks too-- lazy ass, selfish, horny bastards.

Hey, some girls take the pill because it helps acne or lets you drop a few pounds because saying that seems to be the only way to entice anyone into deciding to use it. PP has ways of treating teens without informing parents.

I'm posting this pretty impulsively and the other mongers aren't aware of it. So wanna yell at someone for anything in this, address it to me if you don't mind. From now on I'll leave these tips to Local to save you few readers from my preaching. I doubt most of you read this far...

With love,

CelebMonger

Local Planned Parenthood:
625 Hilby Ave.
Seaside, CA 93955
P: 831-394-1691
F: 831-394-1870

More Information: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-center/centerDetails.asp?f=2233

LOCAL: GT- STDs and Crushes

Gossip Tips:

"sierra pappagorgas has HIV/AIDS"

"sean byrne has a crush on julia itzenhouser but he flips out if you meniton it so please do it"

Soooo to be completely honest I don't really know these people that well, so regarding the truthfulness of these tips... well let's just say that I honestly have NO idea. For all I know this could be a lie or Sierra Pappagorgas could just add AIDS to her list of other horrible STDS. If you have any info leave it in the comments...

And I find crushes to be adorable so I'll wish Sean some good luck and hope for the best.

-LocalMonger

Local: Unlikely Love Triangle? (Our guess is as good as yours...)

Seems like the library's the place to be to start some drama!

Today in the beginning of 4th period something was about to go down between Angelica Bryant and Kamille Stevens.

We didn't quite catch what the argument was about but Angelica looked CRAZY PISSED and stormed in there like she was ready to go! She started yelling at Camille about something concerning Aristotle to the point where Sanders had to step in between them--eventually asking Angelica to leave. Kamille said something that set her off and Angelica started ranting about how she's gonna light up or something equally strange.

Anyone got the low down on what had Angelica so upset? Is it like her to set off like that?

And what does Aristotle have to do with it? We highly doubt there was a near throw down over some English homework...

--Celeb and Local

Local: FOOOOD FIIIGHT!!

Gossip Tip:

"Wow, today apparently Lauren Moss poured her drink all over some poor fat white boy's head. Tyler I think his name is? Anyways, then he decided to retaliate and threw nachos at her and she got her big ass boyfriend Gerran to have a "talk" with him. I saw this giant ass party of kids at the library; Gerran and half the varsity basketball team with Tyler and his friends. Nothing happened but obviously Gerran has to do something about this! He tried to get Tyler to talk outside mano-e-mano, obviously Tyler was smart enough to not go outside. :( poor white boy versus all those big ass black kids... damn why can't moss and her ugly ass blondie friend do their own dirt?"

Ugh. Girls like this disgust me. Why would you be a bitch if you can't handle a little karma coming back your way? And to make your boyfriend do your dirty work is soo lame. That white kid was probably scared out of his mind with basketball team ready to jump him at any sec. I know sure as hell I wouldn't be the one to fall for the "can I talk to you outside" trick. How much you wanna bet this kid's gonna lay low for the next... oh 17 weeks.

Kudos goes to him though for not taking her bullshit and giving her a taste of her own medicine.

-LocalMonger

LOCAL:Baby Season?

Suprise! Guess who's pregnant?!

Porno Girl!

Here's the latest in the Honesty Box:

"Mykala halland you know.. PORN STAR? :) Is PREGO! She had sex with Dominic Natali a while ago with NO PROTECTION and ended up getting pregnant. From what I've heard, she's keeping it. WHORE. Oh, and now Dominic wants nothing to do with her anymore because of her pregnancy"

Only a few things to say about this story:

• Don't know how true this story is. Could just be a ex-friend or someone who hates her and wants some rumors to start going around.
• If it is true, then this Dominic Natali kid is a real dick. I mean like serious asshole material. You can't just fuck around with a girl and not expect to take any responsibility when it turns out into something more. Stop being a little boy, own up to it, and be a man.
• Mykayla. Honey. Keep your legs closed. Was it not enough being humiliated in front of the whole school by having a porn video go around? Was it not enough that for the rest of your high school life, and possibly longer, you will be known as blowfish/porno girl? I guess not... Honestly, I just feel bad for you.

-LocalMonger