LOCAL GT: Warning, Celeb's takin out the soap box.

Two Gossip Tips for you tonight. The first is more like a comment:

"Seems like the freshman class this year's havin a baby boom. You should look into that. Sounds interesting, don't cha think?"

And the second thinks they got a pretty big scoop:

"Soo, i heard that infested 16 year old Elise Reidy is at it again. But this time, not with herpies, AiDS! True fact, she had sex with over 20 guys, more than 5 times each!. All of the guys dissowned her after hearing from her friend that she had: Aids, Herpies, Gonneria, And Siffilus. I heard that she slept with Ryan Miller, Mikaela Boghtons ex Boyfriend. Ohh boy was she scared to do anything with him. I think that Elise and "porn star" should be best friends. SLUTS ALL THE WAY. Even though Pornstar had sex with over 26 guys, Elise is making sure that she PASSES her. Oh man i feel bad for them, but not for their actions. :)"

What gossip era is this, the Baby Boom or the AIDS Raid? I'm just wondering how the hell anyone knows any thing about some one having something as serious as AIDS? If anything these girls could have HIV because you don't just have AIDS. And on average (supposedly) it takes 10 years for HIV to become AIDS.

Considering that a lot of the word on sluts involves freshmen, maybe you little froshers need to pay attention in Health class. The alleged STI's she has aren't a laughing matter. Untreated, gonorrhea can make you go blind; syphilis causes damage to things as serious as your heart, brain, and bones--even death; and no matter how hard you try or how many days you go "worry free" as those damn commercials say--herpes is for life. And don't even get me fucking started on AIDS--started on the millions dying every year from it.

Now, if this were true, what kind of friend is this girl who tattled on Elise? Granted, if she's diseased, those guys deserve to know for thier own health to know but it isn't your job little girl, it's Elise's. She invested her trust in you and you go and fuck her life over. Apparently, she's doing that all on her own, she doesn't need a helping hand there. What you should be doing, friend, is taking her to a Planned Parenthood to get her treated.

As for these the notoriously "open for business" girls, having sex doesn't make you any more mature or popular or more of a woman.

USE SOME FUCKING CONDOMS.

As fun as it is to call all the little hoes what they are, I am personally bored with all this crap about babies and diseases. How about those sluts learn some damn responsibility? The little boys with the overactive dicks too-- lazy ass, selfish, horny bastards.

Hey, some girls take the pill because it helps acne or lets you drop a few pounds because saying that seems to be the only way to entice anyone into deciding to use it. PP has ways of treating teens without informing parents.

I'm posting this pretty impulsively and the other mongers aren't aware of it. So wanna yell at someone for anything in this, address it to me if you don't mind. From now on I'll leave these tips to Local to save you few readers from my preaching. I doubt most of you read this far...

With love,

CelebMonger

Local Planned Parenthood:
625 Hilby Ave.
Seaside, CA 93955
P: 831-394-1691
F: 831-394-1870

More Information: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-center/centerDetails.asp?f=2233