So some have been asking about that fight that happened a couple days ago and sure enough our trusty FieldMonger has the lowdown minutes later.
The delay?
Completely LocalMongers fault.
So I don't wanna hear any of this "omg this is sOoOo old newz field mongr sux" crap, okay?
Okay.
Back to the story.
Apparently Wyatt, a somewhat chunky freshman who everyone loves, was punched by Adam Miller, another freshman who's kind of a douchebag. Well it just so happens that Wyatt manages BOTH basketball teams. They found out and decided they were going to teach this Adam Miller kid a lesson.
Word on the street is the fight was six to one.
Now that might have been somewhat fair if it was one basketball player to six freshman, but it was six black varsity basketball players to one freshman.
His ass got jumped.
The kicker?
None other then Mr. Gruman tried to break up the fight and ended up punched in the face. So the Vice Principal had to run to his rescue and (we're guessing) that's why the acting principal had to make his unusual announcement.
But seriously what is happening to the staff at Monterey High?
First Mrs. Marker gets in a crazy car crash, the principal mysteriously disappears, and now Gruman gets punched in the face.
Any explanations? Sickness? Curse? Plague? We're open to suggestions...
-LocalMonger & FieldMonger
just so you know i think miller is a sophmore.
ReplyDeletewyatt is adorable and not chunky at all wtf
ReplyDeletethe principal went to the hospital one day becasue she felt dizzy or something and never came back.
ReplyDeletegrumman is the shit and its not his fault he is hairy.
mmm, this fight was funny actually. adam is a dick. he really did need to be taught a lesson. so i coudnt give a fuck.haha. yeah he got jumped by all the Rude Boys. tobias, g, mo, jamon, d, keen, all them.haha. it was funny tho. wyatts hella cute.
ReplyDelete