LOCAL: Emo Kids

"tiffany wark is emo. i dont know much but people have been telling me they saw cuts on her arm. it explains why shes always been wearing a jacket when its been hot."

Off the top of my head right now I can think of at least 10 reasons to wear a jacket when it's warm outside:

-Self conscious about arms.

-It might get colder later.

-It's a cute jacket.

-Hairy arms.

-Having a bad day and don't feel like dressing up.

-Didn't shave underarms.

-Scars from accidents. Not intentional.

-Dry skin.

-Forgot deodorant.

-Just want to be comfortable.

Is the only explanation for her wearing a jacket is that she cuts herself? Now although I don't know her that well and for all I know she could be cutting herself in her spare time, I like to think that maybe, just maybe, there's another reason.

But on another note about her she brought a rat to school. In her pocket. And THAT is the truth, not a rumor.

-LM

Sorry!

So I know some of you have noticed how this site has sort of taken a break. Although we won't tell you what the cause of this is, we're going to let you know that we're doing our best to keep it going.

So bear with us! Even though we haven't been posting as often we still love this site (and gossip) just as much as we have the first day. So in order to still have enough posts we might lack a little on the pictures or commentary for a couple posts. But since it's the gossip you come for it shouldn't be a problem right?

-LM, FM, CM

LOCAL: Just Sad...

This one just makes me sad...

One of the cutest couples at our school is no longer...

Brandi Harris and Kyle Mills used to be together for a LONG time. You might have seen them walking the halls together hand in hand or something along the same lines, but you won't be anymore. Looks like Brandi decided she was a little bored and fooled around with a certain someone over the last weekend of Spring Break.

And by a certain someone I mean Raven the man-whore.

And by fooled around I mean she slept with him.

Poor guy was devastated. Rumor has it that he found out during school and was crying during his thrid period class.

I don't know Brandi but even though I heard she was an alright person I don't like her. For her to do something like that to such a sweet guy who's been by her for so long? Unforgivable. Not to mention he's hot. And Raven? Not so much. After he cut his hair and dyed it he really doesn't have that much going for him... Plus he's a man-whore. He'll sleep with anyone and anything.

Now that I think about it, Brandi honey? Go get yourself tested.

-FieldMonger & LocalMonger

LOCAL: Fight v2.0

Italians vs. Mexicans?

No, I'm not talkin' delicious food battle, I'm talkin' full on fist fight...

The story, from what I was told, was that a little Italian kid got his iPod stolen by a Mexican kid and vowed to get vengeance. So him, along with a couple of his other Italian friends, jump the Mexican kid and push him around a little bit. Well he doesn't like that at all and he too vows his vengeance on the Italians.

So they go the rest of the week planning to have an all out brawl to beat each other up...

Little do they know the cops will try all they can to stop it.

Sound familiar?

Try the whole plot line to West Side Story...

Well anyways that's why the cops have been scopin' out the school those past few days. They ended up having that brawl in an alley somewhere along Alvarado or something like that...

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: Fight

So some have been asking about that fight that happened a couple days ago and sure enough our trusty FieldMonger has the lowdown minutes later.

The delay?

Completely LocalMongers fault.

So I don't wanna hear any of this "omg this is sOoOo old newz field mongr sux" crap, okay?

Okay.

Back to the story.

Apparently Wyatt, a somewhat chunky freshman who everyone loves, was punched by Adam Miller, another freshman who's kind of a douchebag. Well it just so happens that Wyatt manages BOTH basketball teams. They found out and decided they were going to teach this Adam Miller kid a lesson.

Word on the street is the fight was six to one.

Now that might have been somewhat fair if it was one basketball player to six freshman, but it was six black varsity basketball players to one freshman.

His ass got jumped.

The kicker?

None other then Mr. Gruman tried to break up the fight and ended up punched in the face. So the Vice Principal had to run to his rescue and (we're guessing) that's why the acting principal had to make his unusual announcement.

But seriously what is happening to the staff at Monterey High?

First Mrs. Marker gets in a crazy car crash, the principal mysteriously disappears, and now Gruman gets punched in the face.

Any explanations? Sickness? Curse? Plague? We're open to suggestions...

-LocalMonger & FieldMonger

LOCAL GT: Warning, Celeb's takin out the soap box.

Two Gossip Tips for you tonight. The first is more like a comment:

"Seems like the freshman class this year's havin a baby boom. You should look into that. Sounds interesting, don't cha think?"

And the second thinks they got a pretty big scoop:

"Soo, i heard that infested 16 year old Elise Reidy is at it again. But this time, not with herpies, AiDS! True fact, she had sex with over 20 guys, more than 5 times each!. All of the guys dissowned her after hearing from her friend that she had: Aids, Herpies, Gonneria, And Siffilus. I heard that she slept with Ryan Miller, Mikaela Boghtons ex Boyfriend. Ohh boy was she scared to do anything with him. I think that Elise and "porn star" should be best friends. SLUTS ALL THE WAY. Even though Pornstar had sex with over 26 guys, Elise is making sure that she PASSES her. Oh man i feel bad for them, but not for their actions. :)"

What gossip era is this, the Baby Boom or the AIDS Raid? I'm just wondering how the hell anyone knows any thing about some one having something as serious as AIDS? If anything these girls could have HIV because you don't just have AIDS. And on average (supposedly) it takes 10 years for HIV to become AIDS.

Considering that a lot of the word on sluts involves freshmen, maybe you little froshers need to pay attention in Health class. The alleged STI's she has aren't a laughing matter. Untreated, gonorrhea can make you go blind; syphilis causes damage to things as serious as your heart, brain, and bones--even death; and no matter how hard you try or how many days you go "worry free" as those damn commercials say--herpes is for life. And don't even get me fucking started on AIDS--started on the millions dying every year from it.

Now, if this were true, what kind of friend is this girl who tattled on Elise? Granted, if she's diseased, those guys deserve to know for thier own health to know but it isn't your job little girl, it's Elise's. She invested her trust in you and you go and fuck her life over. Apparently, she's doing that all on her own, she doesn't need a helping hand there. What you should be doing, friend, is taking her to a Planned Parenthood to get her treated.

As for these the notoriously "open for business" girls, having sex doesn't make you any more mature or popular or more of a woman.

USE SOME FUCKING CONDOMS.

As fun as it is to call all the little hoes what they are, I am personally bored with all this crap about babies and diseases. How about those sluts learn some damn responsibility? The little boys with the overactive dicks too-- lazy ass, selfish, horny bastards.

Hey, some girls take the pill because it helps acne or lets you drop a few pounds because saying that seems to be the only way to entice anyone into deciding to use it. PP has ways of treating teens without informing parents.

I'm posting this pretty impulsively and the other mongers aren't aware of it. So wanna yell at someone for anything in this, address it to me if you don't mind. From now on I'll leave these tips to Local to save you few readers from my preaching. I doubt most of you read this far...

With love,

CelebMonger

Local Planned Parenthood:
625 Hilby Ave.
Seaside, CA 93955
P: 831-394-1691
F: 831-394-1870

More Information: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-center/centerDetails.asp?f=2233

LOCAL: GT- STDs and Crushes

Gossip Tips:

"sierra pappagorgas has HIV/AIDS"

"sean byrne has a crush on julia itzenhouser but he flips out if you meniton it so please do it"

Soooo to be completely honest I don't really know these people that well, so regarding the truthfulness of these tips... well let's just say that I honestly have NO idea. For all I know this could be a lie or Sierra Pappagorgas could just add AIDS to her list of other horrible STDS. If you have any info leave it in the comments...

And I find crushes to be adorable so I'll wish Sean some good luck and hope for the best.

-LocalMonger

Local: Unlikely Love Triangle? (Our guess is as good as yours...)

Seems like the library's the place to be to start some drama!

Today in the beginning of 4th period something was about to go down between Angelica Bryant and Kamille Stevens.

We didn't quite catch what the argument was about but Angelica looked CRAZY PISSED and stormed in there like she was ready to go! She started yelling at Camille about something concerning Aristotle to the point where Sanders had to step in between them--eventually asking Angelica to leave. Kamille said something that set her off and Angelica started ranting about how she's gonna light up or something equally strange.

Anyone got the low down on what had Angelica so upset? Is it like her to set off like that?

And what does Aristotle have to do with it? We highly doubt there was a near throw down over some English homework...

--Celeb and Local

Local: FOOOOD FIIIGHT!!

Gossip Tip:

"Wow, today apparently Lauren Moss poured her drink all over some poor fat white boy's head. Tyler I think his name is? Anyways, then he decided to retaliate and threw nachos at her and she got her big ass boyfriend Gerran to have a "talk" with him. I saw this giant ass party of kids at the library; Gerran and half the varsity basketball team with Tyler and his friends. Nothing happened but obviously Gerran has to do something about this! He tried to get Tyler to talk outside mano-e-mano, obviously Tyler was smart enough to not go outside. :( poor white boy versus all those big ass black kids... damn why can't moss and her ugly ass blondie friend do their own dirt?"

Ugh. Girls like this disgust me. Why would you be a bitch if you can't handle a little karma coming back your way? And to make your boyfriend do your dirty work is soo lame. That white kid was probably scared out of his mind with basketball team ready to jump him at any sec. I know sure as hell I wouldn't be the one to fall for the "can I talk to you outside" trick. How much you wanna bet this kid's gonna lay low for the next... oh 17 weeks.

Kudos goes to him though for not taking her bullshit and giving her a taste of her own medicine.

-LocalMonger

LOCAL:Baby Season?

Suprise! Guess who's pregnant?!

Porno Girl!

Here's the latest in the Honesty Box:

"Mykala halland you know.. PORN STAR? :) Is PREGO! She had sex with Dominic Natali a while ago with NO PROTECTION and ended up getting pregnant. From what I've heard, she's keeping it. WHORE. Oh, and now Dominic wants nothing to do with her anymore because of her pregnancy"

Only a few things to say about this story:

• Don't know how true this story is. Could just be a ex-friend or someone who hates her and wants some rumors to start going around.
• If it is true, then this Dominic Natali kid is a real dick. I mean like serious asshole material. You can't just fuck around with a girl and not expect to take any responsibility when it turns out into something more. Stop being a little boy, own up to it, and be a man.
• Mykayla. Honey. Keep your legs closed. Was it not enough being humiliated in front of the whole school by having a porn video go around? Was it not enough that for the rest of your high school life, and possibly longer, you will be known as blowfish/porno girl? I guess not... Honestly, I just feel bad for you.

-LocalMonger

MONGER UPDATE

Celeb here!

So since it's been a fairly slow week, (don't agree? Tell us the dish--email or drop a line in our myspace honesty box!) us mongers decided to take the time to give you guys a little more information about us and later in the post we'll respond to some of the feedback (or bitch outs) you guys have been giving us. :D


Alright, so we've thrown a few terms around that you may or may not have noticed and I guess they might be confusing:

Gossipmonger: in general, someone who likes to gossip. A monger itself is just a person who does something a lot--gossipmonger gossips a lot, get it?

Snitch(es) w/o Stitches: a term for all you lovely tipsters who give us info but go anonymous ly so you don't get beat up :D. See, you snitch, but you don't have a stitch. Yeah, we're clever, we know xD

GossipWeeds: We've yet to use this, but there are a few of you out there--Readers who spread the word about GossipMonger: 831 to get our readership up--and ultimately we get better dish with a wider audience. (hint hint).


MORE GENERAL INFO:

If you tip, whether it's signed and dated or emailed to us and we know your email now, we will NOT post your identity as a tipster unless you specifically state we can do so. We don't want to tear friends apart or anything--that's some shit you all have to work out on your own.

Also, don't be afraid to use our email, like some of you have, even if it means showing us your email. We're honestly not proactive enough to give a shit about who flyyyyybitchez823 is unless they've signed a name.

Alright, I don't know why you guys think I meant it so, but when I was talking about Chris Wilson, there wasn't any sort of malice in my words. To my knowledge, it was all completely accurate (Chris--or a very good imposter-- has commented in the former post that he never paid anyone to be his friend, blame the false info on LM xD) and I find it kind of hilarious that so many got their panties in a twist for probably the nicest post on here.

I mean really? Why is this such a big deal?

I kept my basic opinion out of the post. On the real, for the record, I don't really mind Chris Wilson. He's nice enough and has an entertainment factor. I personally think he got put through shit and now has a ridiculously sensitive defense mechanism against any sort of talk about him--one of the reasons why that post went up in smoke-- that makes his personality feel forced. A good kid, but maybe needs to relax a bit. I mean, look back at the post (that's going on 40 comments) and really read it.
Do you still feel like I was being offensive?

Anyway, NOW you have the right to bitch me out about Chris Wilson if you'd like.


Don't take this shit so seriously. It's all a game. It's high school.



I think that's about it!

Have any other questions or anything else you wanna say?

--CelebMonger, with love from L and F

LOCAL: Hoe Update.

"Yea, she did have sex with some guys at her party but she did NOT have sex with Derek."

The latest on the whole Christina (or however you spell her damn name) deal. Our Snitch w/o a Stitch was so nice to leave it in our inbox.

Hmm? Now I'm wondering what sort of source our little snitch got that info from...

And our finely articulate commenters on this subject should just take a breath. How'd we know about this whole hat trick plus one?? Because she talked about it--straight up. We're just accelerating the grapevine, people. There is no blood on our hands.

Though, for her safety (and all those guys, for that matter), I do hope you had those dicks wrapped up tight, dear. Never know what's going around.

-CelebMonger

CELEB: Disturbi(a)ng Proof

Chris Brown needs to find himself the next flight out of the country if he values his nuts. REALLY.

I know you've all heard this or theres a rock somewhere you need to get out from under, but Rihanna checked into a hospital a couple Sundays ago with severe injuries alledgedly inflicted by her long time baby-faced/smooth talkin man, Chris Brown. Rumors flew about why, only hyped by their subsequent drop from the Grammys. Some say she was beating him and he crashed the car or retaliated. Others say he got a booty-txt and she got upset until he just snapped.

By now, she's back in Barbados with her family. Both parties' families have spoken out and Brown himself apologized publicly. Her family and rep thought it was shit because he apologized without actually taking any sort of responsibility.

The reason I'm the most angry? This picture from after the attack:

(Courtesy of TMZ-obviously)

There is no excuse for this. None. Our thoughts and prayers go out to her for a full recovery.

I heard on the radio that she might go on Oprah. You NEVER want to be on Oprah's bad side. Chris is gunna fry.

-CelebMonger

LOCAL: M@ss Txts?

As most know Ms. Annalicia and Mr. Joel Kemper were Winterball Queen and King.

But maybe Annalicia's friends had more to do with it then she did...

A few weekends back a mass text went out asking everyone to vote for Annalicia for Queen and to forward it to everyone in their contact list.

Shady?

Creative?

Stupid?

Pointless?

Mad you didn't think of it first?

How do you feel about those mass texts?

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: FIIIIIGHT!

Honestly though, who doesn't love a good fight?

Especially a girlfight.

Unfortunatly all three mongers weren't at the fight but apparently today at lunch there was a fight between Lalani (sp?) and Mercedes.

No news yet on why but Mercedes' mom was spotted near the office after lunch even though by that time both girls were in handcuffs being watched by police.

On OTHER news people might wanna watch out for another fight possibly coming up.

Trinette (sp?), who by the way was high as FUCK yesterday at school, was seen watchin her back today. Our very own FieldMonger reported that apparently Trinette's been getting some "Ima kick ya ass" threats and has no idea who they're from. She was supposed to fight whoever they were today and was seen with a thick layer of Vaseline from head to toe staring dead out doors and windows like a hawk.

Who would want to fight her? She's like fuckin' 6 feet tall and looks like she was born and raised in the Amazon! I hope it's more then one person that's gonna take her on 'cause otherwise they're gonna be knocked out before they even know what happened...

Any info on either story is welcome just leave it in the comments

-LocalMonger

LOCAL: Gossip Tip!

Here's the latest tip:

"christina fucked 4 guys shes a freshman she fucked shane jones dereck dukote duggie tarintino and i dont know the other one -YOURBESTlocalmonger "

First of all lemme get one thing straight. I am the best LocalMonger. YOU are not a monger. There can only be three. Kay?
But alas we cannot do this job all on our own. If you would like to be a tipster you are more then welcome to do so. And if you're good we may even think of a name for you. Maybe.

Now onto the story.

Whatta slut. SERIOUSLY. Can't you at least wait until you graduate to start whoring around? So eager you can't keep your pants on not once, not twice, but FOUR TIMES?
And also doesn't one of those boys have a girlfriend? OOOOOOH! Can anyone tell me when that fight is gonna happen? Bitch is gonna get her ass kicked! Maybe someone could tape that for me? I'd put that shit up here in a heartbeat...


-LocalMonger

WB Superlatives

The pictures are in for Winterball! Now it's your chance to say what you were really thinking when you first saw everyone...

Now for a little poll! We all love dresses but what happens when another girl has that same dress as you?
You wonder who looks hotter!

This post is for the seniorrrrs! Under classmen will get another post if enough people send in pics
So our question to you is who wore it better?

Leopard Print!
Megan Kohl vs. Eve Pashin
vs

Little Black Dress
Nicole vs Carrie vs Julie vs Melissa

vs vs
vs



Best Blue Dress
Annalicia vs Andrea vs Cari
vs vs

Best Long Dress



Katie Savage vs. no one. She wins this hands down, no competition!





Best Group Pic

vs

vs


Cutest Couple?


Nicolette vs Christine vs Wendy




vs vs

Answer in the comments!